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Episode 76: Is He Snek?

At some point in this episode, you'll hear a BEEP, and that is Emily derailing the podcast to eat her pizza. You'll also hear our Alt Shadow Rising Titles, our great Baz Luhrmann Circus Idea, and the return of Sally Googles Things.

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Episode 77: This is Sad Bornhald

Episode 78: Emily Forgets the Word “Video”

Welcome to chapter one of The Shadow Rising! We're inventing Lesbian Chess, giving you an EHR make-up tutorial, and making sure you know Gawyn has a journal, NOT a diary. Remember: Don't do war crimes!

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In this long episode (sorry), we're getting back to our roots! Sally has literary theory like intrusive fantasy and pathetic fallacy to discuss! Emily talks about the sequels to Gary Paulsen's "Hatchet" in excruciating detail! EHR's GREATEST HITS!

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Episode 79: Post-Apocalyptic Knitwear

This episode has everything: serious questions, like, is Sir Ian McKellen whimsical? Less serious questions, like, is Perrin's nose a mood ring? There's literary analysis on the relative physicality of characters. Also: Perrin's hot??

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Episode 80: Jugs and Meat

What do Nihilist D&D Characters, Responsible Horniness, The Road Less Traveled, and Lan's Rorschach Test of Silk all have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Episode 81: Jermathan Steelrod

Welcome to EHR After Dark ... and get ready for the Bad Porn Energy that is explored at LENGTH in chapters 7 and 8. We're Hetrified by Elayne's "Eye" Contact, delighted by Les-Egg, and grateful for Sex Ed with Sally. Hey, does juice have texture?

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Episode 82: Elayne? Total Wifey

Thanks to Lanfear's reappearance, our coverage of chapters 9 and 10 takes us back to EHR sex ed. Welcome! We talk about Wandering Wombs, Super Sperm, Chastity and Chivalry, plus Detective Lan and The Dark One's Rubric.

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Episode 83: Falafel Tinder

Do you believe that falafel is the most dangerous game? Do you think they should probably just CGI Galad? And that Robert Jordan might be a Highlander? Did you get your FLU SHOT? This episode, where we cover chapters 11 and 12, might be for you.

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Episode 84: Run, Serena Williams of Battles

Three chapters in one episode! For chapters 13, 14, and 15, we argue on behalf of Equal Opportunity Sweat Tents, discuss Perrin and Faile's celebrity couple name (Ferret?), Mat's Fate Leash, and sign off with a Train Fainter.

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Episode 85: Public Marriage Proposal Gun

Come for the perfect casting of Loial, stay for the erotic Maze Runner fantasies. In our coverage of chapters 16 and 17, Sally teaches us all about toxic monogamy, and Emily advocates for an alternate timeline where Thom goes to Rhuidean.

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Episode 86: Gibbermast

Speaking of nipple chafing, you can learn a lot about a lot of things in our coverage of chapters 18, 19, and 20! You'll learn about Curly Boys, Metaphorical Basements, when the wind was invented, and how boats float! Emily also mispronounces every boat term that there is!

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